Dumb jokes

• Posted by FreakyDog April 23, 2011 - Filed in Personal - 598 views

  WARNING !!!!!!!!!!!! The content below could harm sensitive eyes !! lol read on at your own peril..

   

   

   

   

   

  Joke 1

  One thing Alchohol has taught me, is to always double check that i am using the clean laundry basket, before i wear underware on my head.

  Joke 2

  Do you think that midgets, think the whole world smells like ass ?

  Joke 3

  One day while cooking blueberry pancakes for my girlfriend, i noticed a fly.

  Then i noticed just how much a spatula resembled a fly swatter.

  Shortly after, i pondered, just how much a dead fly resembled a blueberry.

  And now i notice how much my girlfriend resembles a fly eater .